So, you were unfortunate enough to click on my profile, eh?
I'm afraid there's nothing for you here. You can still turn back, if you wish.
Though, no matter what your decision, you may be wondering, "OMG WHEERE ALL TEH ARTZ?". Well, the fact of the matter is, I can't draw. Not with my hands, and Lord knows not with my computer.
This will explain why my gallery is EMPTY. Besides, even if I could draw, I don't know the first thing about uploading said drawings to my computer. I'm sure I could find out if I really wanted to, but I won't, since, you know, I CAN'T MAKE ANY FORM OF ART WHATSOEVER.
"But", you say, "you can still write poems or stories and whatnot."
O ye of too much faith. Even if I knew what to write about, I'll be called "Grandmother" before I write it well.
"Then what the heck are you doing here?". Good question. I know you must be annoyed by now, so I'll keep it simple: by signing up, the site automatically tells me what's new from the people I'm watching so I don't have to keep stalking their profiles for updates every few hours.
Yep. That's it. I realize I am not alone in this; several others must do it as well. This was just to satisfy any curiousity you may have about my shameless unproductivity.
Aren't you glad you stayed?
PS: Due to a typo, I realized that the common RPG currency known as "gald" is really just an anagram of "glad". This clearly supports the theory that money can indeed buy you happiness.
Listening to: In the Hall of the Mountain King
Reading: LOLZ REEDINZ FER YELLOWBELLYS
Playing: Phantasy Star 0